How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch! 

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!

What kind of snake is good at arithmetic?
An adder. 

Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners! 

What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut! 

What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice! 

How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?
Very carefully! 

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

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